W.W.Putin

Dass der russische Ministerpräsident Wolfenstein so gut kennt... Erstaunlich! Folgenden Witz gab er zum besten:
A spy goes to KGB headquarters and says, 'I want to turn myself in'. They ask him 'What country he was spying for? America? Then you need to go to room 5.' In room 5 they ask him, 'You are an American spy, do you have a gun? If you do, you need to go to room 7.' In room 7 they ask him, 'Do you have special communication devices? If so, go to room 20.' In room 20 they ask, 'Do you have a mission?' 'I do,' he says. 'Well if you do, go and do it and stop bothering people here.
A spy goes to KGB headquarters and says, 'I want to turn myself in'. They ask him 'What country he was spying for? America? Then you need to go to room 5.' In room 5 they ask him, 'You are an American spy, do you have a gun? If you do, you need to go to room 7.' In room 7 they ask him, 'Do you have special communication devices? If so, go to room 20.' In room 20 they ask, 'Do you have a mission?' 'I do,' he says. 'Well if you do, go and do it and stop bothering people here.