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Volksrepublik Wolfenstein - Ordnung und Sozialismus seit 1999 2016-07-19T03:11:26+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/wpfor/feed.php?f=7&t=623 2016-07-19T03:11:26+02:00 2016-07-19T03:11:26+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/wpfor/viewtopic.php?t=623&p=5470#p5470 <![CDATA[Re: Besuch aus dem Königreich Hohenfriedberg]]> Statistik: Verfasst von Presidente Chilavert — Dienstag 19. Juli 2016, 03:11


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2016-06-05T20:42:44+02:00 2016-06-05T20:42:44+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/wpfor/viewtopic.php?t=623&p=5468#p5468 <![CDATA[Re: Besuch aus dem Königreich Hohenfriedberg]]> Die Maschine landet sanft auf dem Flughafen. Sie wird zu einem Rollfeld geleitet, die Treppen werden ausgefahren und der König betritt Wolfenstein'schen Boden. Ein Mann kommt ihm entgegen.

Guten Morgen, werte Wolfensteiner. Ich bin König August II., meines Zeichens König von Hohenfriedberg und ich bin gekommen um mich mit ihnen über eventuelle Handelsbeziehungen bzw. ein Bündnis zu unterhalten.

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2016-05-09T23:31:32+02:00 2016-05-09T23:31:32+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/wpfor/viewtopic.php?t=623&p=5466#p5466 <![CDATA[Re: Besuch aus dem Königreich Hohenfriedberg]]>
Der Anblick schickte mir kalte Schauer den Rücken herunter, und ich hatte schon einiges gesehen. Schnapsleichen, Opfer der Alkoholexzesse in der Bude des Präsidenten (also in meiner). Schon manchen hatten sie in seinem eigenen Blut und Ausgekotzten die Treppe herunter gezogen, Ausgeschlagene Zähne, die sich in widerlich aufgebürsteten Teppichkanten verfingen und fies grinsend ihre verblassenden Blutlachen feilboten wie billige Huren auf den Seitenstraßen der Pariser Commune anno 1871; kaputte Nieren, die leise grüßend den Hut lüfteten und sich eine billige Droschke riefen, um nach Hause zu fahren, in die gespreizten Schenkel ihrer kaputten Ehe, Tür auf, Hut und Trenchcoat an die Garderobe, resigniertes "nwieerha" in den rustikalen Imitat-Eichenflur gestellt, von schwärzester Verachtung der Geehelichten arktisch empfangen; kurz: all das, was ich aus Erzählungen meines Kutschers und meiner Sekretärin kannte.

Nach einer fünfsekündigen Nachdenkphase - lange für einen Presidente - entschied ich, lasst den Henkeltopf landen. Der guckt so schön. Wolln mal sehen, was Er kann.

Statistik: Verfasst von Presidente Chilavert — Montag 9. Mai 2016, 23:31


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2016-04-27T00:04:04+02:00 2016-04-27T00:04:04+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/wpfor/viewtopic.php?t=623&p=5463#p5463 <![CDATA[Re: Besuch aus dem Königreich Hohenfriedberg]]> Statistik: Verfasst von Presidente Chilavert — Mittwoch 27. April 2016, 00:04


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2016-03-30T20:27:36+02:00 2016-03-30T20:27:36+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/wpfor/viewtopic.php?t=623&p=5462#p5462 <![CDATA[Besuch aus dem Königreich Hohenfriedberg]]> Die königliche Henkel-Maschine nähert sich nach kurzem Flug von Tir aus dem Flughafen. Der Pilot funkt den Tower an.

"Guten Tag, hier ist die königliche Maschine seiner Majestät König August II.. Er befindet sich nun auf seiner zweiten Station seiner Rundreise durch die µNs und kommt soeben aus Tir nA nÓg. Erbitten Landeerlaubnis. Over."

Statistik: Verfasst von August II. — Mittwoch 30. März 2016, 20:27


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