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Volksrepublik Wolfenstein - Ordnung und Sozialismus seit 1999 2013-09-14T14:52:30+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/feed.php?f=42&t=405 2013-09-14T14:52:30+02:00 2013-09-14T14:52:30+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=5101#p5101 <![CDATA[Re: Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]>
Hallo Sergej Pyrowitsch, es findet gerade die Eröffnung des Rhabarberrates statt und du ist wieder sonstwo unterwegs! Ich dachte, ich ruf dich mal in deiner Kneipe an, wo du bestimmt wieder unterm Tisch liegst, anstatt Wodkaräuber zu jagen! Also, steh auf, trink einen Apfelsaft und dann komm zur Sitzung! Du bist immerhin Innenminister!

Mit einer schwungvollen und gekonnten (er hat lange dafür vorm Spiegel geübt) Geste wirft der Presi den Hörer des Telefons in die dafür vorhergesehen Halterung.

HA!

entfährt es ihm.

Statistik: Verfasst von Presidente Chilavert — Samstag 14. September 2013, 14:52

]]> 2013-06-11T09:14:30+02:00 2013-06-11T09:14:30+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=4600#p4600 <![CDATA[Re: Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]>
Wenn einäm soviäl Gutäs wiederfährt, das ist schon einän Wodka Stalinow wärt. Kippis.

Statistik: Verfasst von S.P. Wodkowitsch — Dienstag 11. Juni 2013, 09:14

]]> 2013-05-10T15:20:46+02:00 2013-05-10T15:20:46+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=4132#p4132 <![CDATA[Re: Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]>
*guckt sich um*



Hmm, warum sehe ich nichts? Oh Gott, bin ich blind?! Vielleicht hört mich ja jemand:

Sehr kräftig die Zigarre, in der Tat. Aber der Tabakgeschmack...einmalig! Ich denke, ich werde beim örtlichen VEB Kisten für Festung Wolfenstein ordern. Immerhin kommt ja manchmal Staatsbesuch, der weiss dann gleich, woran er ist :D

Und wenn gleichzeitig noch Haribor auf die Beine kommt, um so besser. Das Forum können wir noch anpassen, in Hinblick auf Erweiterungen und Aussehen.

Statistik: Verfasst von Presidente Chilavert — Freitag 10. Mai 2013, 15:20

]]> 2013-05-09T21:04:05+02:00 2013-05-09T21:04:05+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=4131#p4131 <![CDATA[Re: Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]>
Aber sei gewarnt, dass kräftige Aroma sagt nicht jedem zu...

Reicht dem Presidente eine Toscani mit samt Zigarrenschere.


Die Toscani wird üblicherweise in der Mitte auseinander gebrochen oder geschnitten.

Es wäre etwas übertrieben zu sagen, dass wir sie erfunden haben, aber wir haben sie perfektioniert ;)

Üblicherweise wird Kenntucky- Tabak verwendet, wir nehmen jedoch den auf Haribor heimischen Fichtel- Tabak, der hat noch einen Tick mehr Würze.

Ich plane im Rahmen der Wirtschaftsreform eine grössere Fläche in Haribor am Fusse des Fichtelberges für den Anbau einzusetzen. Zudem sollen mehr Zigarrenrollerinen angestellt werden. Für den Export werden wir Sie dann wohl "Haribori" nennen.

Statistik: Verfasst von Markito Janus — Donnerstag 9. Mai 2013, 21:04

]]> 2013-05-08T14:14:54+02:00 2013-05-08T14:14:54+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=4118#p4118 <![CDATA[Re: Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]>
Toscani-Zigarren? Sind die aus Haribor? Also, nicht dass ich neugierig bin, aber: wie schmecken denn die?

Statistik: Verfasst von Presidente Chilavert — Mittwoch 8. Mai 2013, 14:14

]]> 2013-05-06T21:01:05+02:00 2013-05-06T21:01:05+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=4110#p4110 <![CDATA[Re: Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]>
Die angenehmste Art den Tag ausklingen zu lassen.

Statistik: Verfasst von Markito Janus — Montag 6. Mai 2013, 21:01

]]> 2013-04-28T14:17:46+02:00 2013-04-28T14:17:46+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=4051#p4051 <![CDATA[Re: Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]>

Statistik: Verfasst von Presidente Chilavert — Sonntag 28. April 2013, 14:17

]]> 2012-09-08T21:57:15+02:00 2012-09-08T21:57:15+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=3832#p3832 <![CDATA[Re: Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]> (meinen Rausch) nach getaner Arbeit ausschlafen, das sag ich der Gewerkschaft, diä wir nicht haben!

Statistik: Verfasst von S.P. Wodkowitsch — Samstag 8. September 2012, 21:57

]]> 2012-09-07T19:03:55+02:00 2012-09-07T19:03:55+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=3831#p3831 <![CDATA[Re: Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]>
Ach scheen, wie zu Hause.

Statistik: Verfasst von Presidente Chilavert — Freitag 7. September 2012, 19:03

]]> 2012-09-04T21:11:05+02:00 2012-09-04T21:11:05+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=3823#p3823 <![CDATA[Re: Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]>
Habt ihr was, womit ich das Wochenende vergessen kann?

Statistik: Verfasst von Presidente Chilavert — Dienstag 4. September 2012, 21:11

]]> 2012-08-29T21:42:02+02:00 2012-08-29T21:42:02+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=3776#p3776 <![CDATA[Re: Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]> Statistik: Verfasst von S.P. Wodkowitsch — Mittwoch 29. August 2012, 21:42

]]> 2012-08-24T19:25:47+02:00 2012-08-24T19:25:47+02:00 http://vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=405&p=3743#p3743 <![CDATA[Trinkfeuer Sinisirven ("Zum Blauen Elch")]]>
Ваше здоровье, дорогой друг!

Setz dich! Füll dein Trinkhorn!

Statistik: Verfasst von S.P. Wodkowitsch — Freitag 24. August 2012, 19:25

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